With all due apologies (haven't seen the sun for days),

Q & A from 6.02 am to 6.02 pm on 10^23

Q: What did Avogadro invent for his wife to use as a night cream?
A: Oil of Molay

Q: What did Avogadro teach his students in math class?
A: Moletiplication

or these:

http://www.moleday.org/htdocs/mole_jokes.html

Groan!

(You might have to explain this to all the readers who did not take physics or chemistry.)

Yes, groan is the correct answer. Thanks for not responding "Incorrect"

For basic information, visit: http://www.moleday.org/

or google 'mole day' for a plethora of information.

Brings back memory of a high school Chem II project that resulted in approximation of Avagadro's Number. I remember just enough of it to know I'm not recalling a critical step to from a couple of measurements to a number. I know we were within only several levels of magnitude, which given the crude measurements was pretty good.

Someone did send me 6.02 x 10^23 tubs of guacaMOLE.

I figured it was Avocado's number.

Arggh!

I missed Happy Mole Day and Talk Like A Pirate Day?

They opened up a new pizza joint named PI in goatpeterville where I reside. It's logo on the door is the pi symbol. The server described the "pie" of the day. She reacted with a blank stare when I asked, "how many decimals in the pie of the day?"

(arggh?)

If it's not an eat-in only place, they could carry out to as many places (decimal or otherwise) as they like.

Are they open 22/7?

(another groan.)

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Is there a post of the year contest?

I think that GMK's post is brilliant. And to the best of my knowledge, I am not related to GMK

Thanks for the kind words, but I doubt that the Humor forum qualifies for post of the year. It's fun, but it's not really what we're here after.

By the way, Gramma K is also pretty sure that you are from a different branch of the K family tree.

Just a reminder for tomorrow (Saturday).

Q: Why was there only one Avogadro?
A: When they made him, they broke the Moled.

Q: Avogadro loved to watch MASH. Which character did he like most?
A: Father Molecahy.

(more groans!)