Sources say it appears that Henry Winkler was charged last week with running a giant Fonzi scheme.

Apparently, not all securities were rated Aaaaaaay.

Latest update: New allegations revolve around inproper disclosure of "industry sectors" for investments. When asked about such, fellow celebrity spokesperson, JJ Walker, told investors, simply, "Dy-no-mite!!!"

I'm starting to feel dazed and confused with all those 70's pop icon references. I hope we won't start feeling rapid inflation and other factors of the 'misery index'.

I'm w/ you there. Let's hope the "Happy Days" return and it's nothing but "Good Times" for all around. (sorry, couldn't resist)

Those who grew up on the Adventures of Ozzie and Harriet will easily conclude that Ozzie was the Everyman of this millennieum -- He had no visible means of support but lived the American Dream.

He was an advertising agency exec, wasn't he?

I don't know -- that phrase brings to mind someone's old advertising slogan for undergarments!