Ok, the other one I have had for years. I found this one out on the internet, haven't even looked at it

Christmas Song Puzzle:
Below are possible original titles of 40 well known Christmas Songs. To get you started, the answer to the first one is "I'll Be Home For Christmas" . (Don't ask me for the solutions!)

Expect My Arrival At My Domicile For Yuletide
The Primary Carol
Tinkling Chimes Stone
My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is A Pair Of Central Incisors.
Precious Metal Inverted Cups With Clappers
Righteous Darkness
Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires
The Yuletide's Dozen 24 Hour Intervals
I'm Fantasizing Concerning A Celebration Day Without Color
The Event Manifest Itself At the Onset of a Transparent Day
The Diminutive Male Of Less Than Adult Age Who Plays A Percussion Instrument
The Seasonal Tall Coniferous Plant (Woody?)
Proclaim It To the Hills
Diminutive Nazarene Municipality
During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges
Are You Listening To What I Am Listening To?
The Mannikin Of Crystalline H2O
The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM, Visibility Unlimited
Tinkling Cup Shaped Metal Pieces
Loyal Followers Advance
Are You Detecting The Same Aural Sensations As I Am?
I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating With a Corpulent, Unshaven Male In Crimson Disguise
Delight For This Planet
Please Permit Crystalline Formations To Descend
Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings
Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer
Casteneous Colored Seed Heated In a Conflagration
Season Without Color
Listen, The Heavenly Messengers Harmonize
Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage
Soundless Nocturnal Period
Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces
Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During Mother Nature's Dormancy
Omnipotent Supreme Being Tells Happy Males To Relax
In Another Place Meant For Bovine Storage
Tranquillity Upon The Terrestrial Sphere
The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident
What Offspring Abides Thus?
A Visitor Is Coming To The City
Embellish The Corridors With Large Sprigs Of Berry-Bearing Evergreen.

Oh, please! Wait a week before posting another puzzle. We do have jobs!

I know, I know - get a life....

Oh well...

Expect My Arrival At My Domicile For Yuletide I'll be home for Christmas
The Primary Carol The First Noel
Tinkling Chimes Stone Jingle Bell Rock
My Singular Desire For The Impending Yuletide Season Is A Pair Of Central Incisors. All I Want for Christmas is my Two Front Teeth
Precious Metal Inverted Cups With Clappers Silver Bells
Righteous Darkness Oh Holy Night
Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires
The Yuletide's Dozen 24 Hour Intervals The Twelve Days of Christmas
I'm Fantasizing Concerning A Celebration Day Without Color White Christmas
The Event Manifest Itself At the Onset of a Transparent Day It Came Upon a Midnight Clear
The Diminutive Male Of Less Than Adult Age Who Plays A Percussion Instrument Little Drummer Boy
The Seasonal Tall Coniferous Plant (Woody?) Oh Tannenbaum
Proclaim It To the Hills Go Tell it on the Mountain
Diminutive Nazarene Municipality Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges
Are You Listening To What I Am Listening To? Do you Hear what I hear?
The Mannikin Of Crystalline H2O Frosty the Snowman
The Event Occurred At One Minute After 11:59 PM, Visibility Unlimited It came Upon a Midnight Clear
Tinkling Cup Shaped Metal Pieces Jingle Bells
Loyal Followers Advance Oh Come, All Ye Faithful
Are You Detecting The Same Aural Sensations As I Am? Do you Hear what I hear
I Apprehended My Maternal Parent Osculating With a Corpulent, Unshaven Male In Crimson Disguise I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
Delight For This Planet Joy to the World
Please Permit Crystalline Formations To Descend Let it Snow! Let it Snow!
Aged Matriarch Plowed Under By Precipitous Darlings Gramma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
Our Desire Is Your Yuletide Cheer We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Casteneous Colored Seed Heated In a Conflagration Chestnust Roasting O'er an Open Fire (The Christmas Song)
Season Without Color White Christmas
Listen, The Heavenly Messengers Harmonize Hark, the Herald Angels Sing
Caribou With Vermillion Olfactory Appendage Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
Soundless Nocturnal Period Silent Night
Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces
Bipedal Traveling Through An Amazing Acreage During Mother Nature's Dormancy Walking Through a Winter Wonderland
Omnipotent Supreme Being Tells Happy Males To Relax Oh Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
In Another Place Meant For Bovine Storage Away in a Manger
Tranquillity Upon The Terrestrial Sphere Peace on Earth
The Approach Of The Holiday Commemorating The Birth Of Christ Is Becoming Evident
What Offspring Abides Thus? What Child is This?
A Visitor Is Coming To The City Santa Clause is Coming to Town
Embellish The Corridors With Large Sprigs Of Berry-Bearing Evergreen. Deck the Halls

All right, the general tenor HAHAHA of these titles reminds me of a little story my father wrote. At least he says he wrote it, and I believe him, although it is possible he's pulling my leg. But since he has the best vocabulary I've ever encountered, he probably did write it. Or could have. Has nothing whatsoever to do with Christmas, but you may enjoy it anyway.

The Triad of Diminutive Porcine Quadrupeds

The initial diminutive porcine quadruped fabricated his domicile of dessicated monocotyledenous herbage. The rami of angiospermous arborescent flora constituted the habitation of the secondary diminutive porcine quadruped, but the tertiary diminutive quadruped assembled his commorancy from adamantine hexahedrons.

Then comes one Canis Lupus, petitioning entrance seriatim into each domicile by minatory declamations concerning extreme aeolian perturbations. The negativism expressed by the first two porcine quadrupeds brought about an ex parte response by the Lupus and the subsequent aeolian demolition of their domiciles. Shortly thereafter, said Lupus engaged in porciphagous gourmandising.

Finally Canis Lupus approached the commorancy of the tertiary diminutive porcine quadruped and petitioned entrance by the same minatory pronouncements. The porcine's antiphon was, "The hirsute component of my lower mandible's distal extremity renders the option of breaching the exterior of my edifice a nullity." Thereupon, the Lupus repeatedly created aeolian perturbations of the most severe sort until he was totally enervated, but the commorancy of hexahedrons proved totally renitent.

Happy Elderly Martyr Without Five Cent Pieces - Jolly, Old Saint Nicholas

During The Dark Hours When Herdsman Supervised Their Charges - While Shepherds Watched Their Flocks by Night.

Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires - Angels We Have Heard on High?

Thank you WDIK! It was begining to get to me that I couldn't get those....

MoJo

CORRECTION!

Celestial Messengers From Splendid Empires - Angels from the Realms of Glory

One of my favorite variations from who knows where:

Valentino, the roseate proboscided wapiti.

and who says benefits geeks have no "breadth." I bet mere lay people don't even know what a wapiti is!

I wasn't going to say anything, but I suppose since we are all a bit inclined toward technical language, that this should be "rangifer" rather than wapiti. Wapiti is an elk, I believe.

I recall a little story about Rudolf Nicholyevich, who lived with his wife near Gorky Park. One afternoon, as he was eating his meal of tea, borscht, and black bread, he looked out the window. "Would you look at that" he grumbled to his wife, "It's starting to rain." "No it isn't" replied his wife, "It's snowing." He said, "NO, it's raining." She replied yet again, "No, it's SNOWING." Whereupon he replied, as you've already guessed, "Rudolf, the Red, knows rain, dear."