well, 'I' couldn't make it to give the talk, so the scarecrow (with that marvelous brain given him by the Wizard) showed up instead. He even shared a few pension songs. Wow. He looks a lot better than I do, and is a lot smarter, at least that's what I heard.


Just one of the songs


Yesterday, 65 it seemed so far away
Now its come today, it’s here to stay
I wish I had a 401k

Suddenly, I’ve not half the cash I used to see
Bill collectors shadow me
Oh, retirement came suddenly

My sa-vings are so low, I don’t know just where I’ll stay
I did something wrong, I should have saved and put away

401(k)s, deferring’s such an easy way to save
Now I need a place to hide away
Oh its too late, for a 401k

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