3 men are adrift in the middle of the ocean in a lifeboat. They have no other provisions except for the clothes on their backs, as well as 4 cigarettes between them. They have no matches, zippos, flints, or any other obvious means by which to ignite them. So, how do they all smoke?
(Wait for it.........its worth it.........)
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They throw 1 of the cigarettes overboard and make the lifeboat a cigarette lighter!!!
(other than all the actuaries out there, I wonder if anyone else knew the answer
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